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meet christan

I believe moms should analyze everything — loudly

I’m usually somewhere reading the fine print — because I don’t trust pretty packaging or “just trust me” marketing.
I’m a wife, mom of two, and homeschool mom who went from “let me just check the ingredients” to full-blown label detective. I like strong opinions, deep theology, and asking the questions people avoid because they’re uncomfortable.
I don’t do blindly following trends, celebrity doctors, or vague “experts.” If it goes in your body or your home, someone should probably question it — and that someone is usually me.
I started this space because I got tired of being talked down to. I don’t believe in outsourcing my thinking, and I’m definitely not here to be polite about things that matter.
Here, we dig into ingredients, beliefs, habits, and systems — not to be dramatic, but to be free.
If you’re tired of being marketed to, gaslit by labels, or told not to ask questions — welcome.

Christan Behind the Curtain

GET TO KNOW THE REAL ME

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I love human connection and am obsessed with the enneagram

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I have a degree I don't use, am a pro photographer, and won't shut up about waterless beauty 

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I'm a conspiracy realist, and my current political affiliation is : Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and Megyn Kelly 

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I believe that network marketing is a no brainer 

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