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your neighborhood skeptic mom yapping and asking too many questions.

meet christan

I believe moms should analyze everything loudly

I’m usually somewhere reading the fine print  because I don’t trust pretty packaging or “just trust me” marketing.
I’m a wife, mom of two, and homeschool mom who went from “let me just check the ingredients” to full-blown label detective. I like strong opinions, deep theology, and asking the questions people avoid because they’re uncomfortable.
I don’t do blindly following trends, celebrity doctors, or vague “experts.” If it goes in your body or your home, someone should probably question it,  and that someone is probably me.
I started this space because I got tired of being talked down to. I don’t believe in outsourcing my thinking, and I’m definitely not here to be polite about things that matter.
Here, we dig into ingredients, beliefs, habits, and systems  not to be dramatic, but to instead be free.
If you’re tired of being marketed to, gaslit by labels, or told not to ask questions you're welcome here. 

Christan Behind the Curtain

GET TO KNOW THE REAL ME

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I love human connection and am obsessed with the enneagram

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I have a degree I don't use, am a pro photographer, and won't shut up about waterless beauty 

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I'm a conspiracy realist, and my current political affiliation is : Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and Megyn Kelly 

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I believe that network marketing is a no brainer 

Let's Change our Worldview for the better

you'll find me in the fine print

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